The Awakening from UK

This is a real awakening time for me... In Uk, I was hanging out in a crazy and FREE way in London after submitting my dissertation. In october, before I returned back, I saw a rock band on air live music in the street. Actually, it was really late... Who cares? However, it had ben enlightened like a studio light... Well, something intrigued me THERE... Then, there was a man I saw. I suspected he is waiting for someone there... I said I hope he won't BOTHER me. There you go: BINGO!!!

He asked me to take a picture of him. I said fine... He said can you please take another... I said ok, but I do not take so well. I was being POLITE cos it is UK... LOL! He said please take a few... It's LONDON... OMG! Then, I did my job... He started to talk to me... I was extremely TIRED and SAD and depressed. I thought let me talk with him, better than having no FRIEND. He was extremely weird and he was in a very mysterious camouflage. I suspected that he might be a spy of the INSANE man. He kept talking and kept me busy. He hugged me... I said well, this guy does not let me GO. WEIRD... He non stop was telling me congratulations for your MASTER. He was hugging me a lot. I said what the heck is going on? This is Insane Man's stupid SPY. Then he swang his head with me during the music. He took a picture of ME AND HIM together, he kissed me on the cheek. I said this man IS INSANE MAN. Somehow I just felt it was HIM. I just had been quite, but he did not let me go anywhere... He actually did not allow me to RUN AWAY from him. Come on, he was all in disguise... He was all in black clothes.. His bearb was abnormally long and fake... I do not know what he did... He visited me in LONDON through a fake imaginary costume... His eye color was different, too. Of course, how can I say: Awwwwwwwwwww, you are an actor... Then we went to TESCO, he started to talk stupidly with me. He said why u do not drink beer? I said I do not want to drink. Actually, when he was with me in the rock band area, he was relaxed. Whatever he took, the impact of his energy pill was over. He looked for beers, then he said OK. I won't buy. I did not buy anything, too. He started to get extremely tense... I wanted to walk with him or go to a cafe. However, he rejected me and then he said he is going to his hotel. He invited ME. I said Nope...

Look, I am FULLY AWAKENED. Now, I get it was YOU... YOU ARE EXTREMELY CRAZY... Even for some minutes, I REALLY WAS HAPPY NEAR YOU... Thanks for visiting... You are a crazy MAN. 

I am going forever. I had solved all the weird things in UK. Time to LET YOU GO... LOOK, I WANTED TO WALK WITH YOU AND I THOUGHT MAYBE WE COULD TALK WITH EACH OTHER HONESTLY... 

HERE IS LONDON BABE... HERE IS LONDON BABE...

COME ONNNNNNNNNNNN BABE...

Congratulations DEAR INSANE KEANU: YOU tricked meeeeeeeeeeee with your stupid GAME...

Look: I can not breath IN MY BED due to your weird LOVE. 

LOOK: HERE IS ISTAN-BUL. HERE IS ISTAN-BUL...

I really let YOU GO...

THANK YOU...

It was a very magical MOMENT to be close to you... However, I was close to a man who had been in a miserable DISGUISE... 

Take Care and STAY AWAY FROM MY BED...

STOP HOLDING ME IN A CRAZY WAY... I CAN NOT BREATH ANYMORE...

FIND SOMEONE ELSE...

TRUE LOVE IS NOT A BONDAGE, TRUE LOVE IS NOT AN ADDICTION. TRUE LOVE IS SOMETHING THAT YOUR LITTLE BRAIL WILL NEVER COMPREHEND. TRUE LOVE IS GIVING YOUR HEART TO SOMEONE WHOMEVER YOU ARE AND WHOMEVER THEY ARE!!!

PLEASE, ENJOY YOUR LIFE AS IT IS...

Bye...

PS: The guy looked like a middle aged man in his body... He said I should work with FBI. I am like a detective...

THANKS REEVES. AT LEAST, YOU VISITED ME...